Introduction

So you wanna be a player but your meals ain't fly? You gotta hit me up and have me pimp your sides.

And your main dishes. Primarily your main dishes, actually.

Slow cookers have to be one of the greatest creations. EVER. All you have to do is put everything in the pot, crank up the heat and come back in a few hours. I want to say it's fast, and technically it is. The only time you actually have to do something is when you chop everything up. The only downside is........

those dreaded recipes. (dun dun duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuun!)

Sure, they're tasty. Every person who has eaten any slow cooker dish concocted by some little old lady in the midwest and found in the church recipe book knows that they are all delicious. In fact, all those Crock-Pot recipes are up there right with those desserts made with cool whip, pudding mix, crushed pineapple, and mini marshmallows. Ohhhh yesssss....But some of us are a little bit health conscious and can't eat that kind of stuff every day.

Fear not!

I was a little shocked to find out that at 18, my cholesterol is borderline high. I have no idea why, maybe it's genetic, but whatever. All I can do about it is pimp my diet a bit. All my recipes have been tested by me, my mom, and some of my friends because I would never feed you something that nobody likes! ^^

All you people out there who were surprised that their cholesterol is a bit high, who want to slim down just a little, who want to eat more vegetarian dishes, and who just plain want to eat a little better, this one's for you.